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I must have somebody else's pants on

I must have somebody else's pants on

The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: "Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?""I must have somebody else's pants on."老
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Who was fighting 谁在打架

Who was fighting 谁在打架

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.  妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸
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An Interesting Answer 有趣的回答

An Interesting Answer 有趣的回答

Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon?Bobby: Australia.Teacher: Why do you say that?Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia.教师:澳大利亚和月球哪个离我们更远一些?勃比:澳大
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Girl's Name 女孩的名字

Girl's Name 女孩的名字

When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I
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What Are The Two Words 是哪两个词

What Are The Two Words 是哪两个词

A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is ‘lo
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He'll follow us there

He'll follow us there

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delight
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I can go home 我可以回家了

I can go home 我可以回家了

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home
earlier."The next day, when the teacher ca
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I Taught the Teacher 我教老师

I Taught the Teacher 我教老师

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.母亲问她年幼的
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Does He Bite 它咬人吗

Does He Bite 它咬人吗

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I want to find out.里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一
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Birthday 生日

Birthday 生日

Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.教授:你的生日是什么时候?孩子:5月30日。教授:哪一年?孩子:每年都是。
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I want a nightmare 想做坏梦

I want a nightmare 想做坏梦

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to
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To Buy a Video 买录像机

To Buy a Video 买录像机

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new
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A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望

A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that
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The homework

The homework

Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time...Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not let him do it, but mother was too busy.
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Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲

Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. Fi
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All lovely except the music

All lovely except the music

A keen(敏锐的,渴望的) young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable, she treate
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The biggest in the world

The biggest in the world

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?Peter: Well, well....eyelids....Teacher: What? Eyelids?Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut
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Who discovered Australia

Who discovered Australia

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It's here, sir.Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?Sammy: Johnny, sir.
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The climate of New Zealand

The climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?Matthew: Very cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
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Imitation 模仿

Imitation 模仿

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.Shortl
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Wrong number

Wrong number

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up."Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?""Wrong number," repl
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I Just Want $100

I Just Want $100

Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100.When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if that worked.The post office received the letter addre
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Pirate's Treasure 海盗的财富

Pirate's Treasure 海盗的财富

"Ten steps from the porch(门廊) and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh."So the next day Jimmy began to dig. He dug until
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How do gentlemen do it

How do gentlemen do it

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played f
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Thirteen States

Thirteen States

"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher."I can't, teacher""Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded."Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny
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Talking on the Telephone

Talking on the Telephone

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

"You talk to people on t
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Drink like a fish

Drink like a fish

A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could
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